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Even my hottest friends, who by all logic should be cleaning up on these apps, find online dating excruciating.
And if it’s not working for hot people, then you know it’s not working for anyone.
DO NOT use a picture of just you and someone of the opposite sex. If you’re really good at taking up space on the couch and burning through Lifetime movies, then I can tell you why you’re single. Have you never been given a compliment in your life?
We don’t care about your car or truck or motorcycle or funny meme. BARE MINIMUM: one picture where we can see your face. If you’re too embarrassed to post picture of yourself then you need to wake up to the fact it’s 2018 and everyone is online dating. Get over yourself and thinking you’re too good for this. For the love of God, add information about yourself.
Say something interesting, even if you don’t want to share anything too personal.
If you’re an open book, you might be willing to admit that you wet your bed until you were 15 or that you want to nail your first cousin. DO NOT write, “Message me if you like what you’ve read.” We get that. Quote a movie, leave a recipe for bundt cake, leave your hat size.
You know how annoying it is to fill out a job application and list all the info you have in the resume you brought? Let your profile be your resume, not your job application. The question is obviously asking what you do for a living and what your big goals in life are.
Think in terms of meeting someone and getting to know them instead of going on a date. Meeting is the first step, going on a date is the second. This is not a text, and there are no character limits. Make the message personal and you stand a far greater chance of getting a reply. Answer this question like a jackass and you’re going to stay single. Never leave the house without your journal or a switchblade? If you don’t have one, then I can tell you why you’re single. Even an answer of “the souls of the innocent” is better than listing blood, air, food, water.
I have never been offended by a guy who politely and respectfully told me he was only interested in a physical relationship.