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We'd spend most afternoons watching one of his beloved VHS tapes while we fooled around, an activity we dubbed Monty Python and the Holy Hand Job.
Hard to believe, but before I came along, Stonefist had never had sex with anyone. So Stonefist and I continued in a state of mutual psychedness. " he told me over the phone, with a kind of joyful disbelief he'd hoped I might share.
I like not having to sift through piles of profiles!
" -- Carol in CA "Jim was one of my first matches...
" -- Denise in AR "better than any dating site I've tried.
Love is simple in high school ("You like ketchup on your fries? "), and in our case, being two ostracized geeks with opposing genitals was enough to convince me that Stonefist was the Mulder to my Scully.
And for about three years, that's what he was.
Now he was getting daily five-fingered sonatas from a girl who could rattle off every species native to Tatooine. Until the first semester of college, when he dumped me for a "physical therapy" major named Traci, a former high school cheerleader with lots of unironic kitten posters on her dorm wall. This was my first glimpse of a very important truth: In matters of sex, nerds are no different from any other hormone-addled dude in possession of a penis.
Now, this revelation may seem obvious to But it's not obvious to womankind. Sure, not every woman (Kim Kardashian) and not every nerd (Stephen Hawking). Especially now that nerds are experiencing something of a golden age. Nebbishy dweebs who spent their youth unpacking computers instead of unhooking bras.